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Control Demotivational Poster

GUN CONTROL - Your next-door neighbor disagrees and he wants you to know it.

TAGS: gun control neighbor arms
Rating: 4.51/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 24, 2012, 7:44 pm
If burglars are after guns, they'll know which house to break into.
maoworks2 - January 15, 2012, 2:43 pm
All It's For Is Info Grab.

REDNECKS - You may laugh at them... But they are the best at finding simple solutions To complex problems

TAGS: gun control redneck nashvillw
Rating: 4.21/5

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ICEMAN - July 6, 2010, 10:22 pm
You sillymike you. What are you doing crashing our 4th of July block party?
Reality Lord - July 6, 2010, 9:37 pm

didn't i see these guys in that movie "the Road"?


TAGS: gangsta ballin outta control bitchhhhh
Rating: 3.1/5

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agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:22 am
(and rheumatoid arthritis)
faulty switch - September 5, 2009, 12:14 am
this is funny. my friend that immigrated from iraq could tare this "gangsta" up. hes taken more gun fire than this kid has taken in his video games. just a chump with 17 dollars.
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:27 pm
Y'all just don't know how hard it is to make bank yo, when da food court iz crips territory.
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 7:25 pm
You could call it that, it's obvious copypasta
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:18 pm
I'm going with sarcasm then. wut wut!!
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 7:13 pm
ah, i didn't know it was on here already. should have checked.
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:11 pm
*copypasta........WTF? Now I'm confused. I thought you were one of the good girls.....? Sarcasm... hopefully?



TAGS: gun control
Rating: 4.31/5

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deathgod753 - March 28, 2011, 8:22 am
kill that bitch nig
agdaniele - March 24, 2011, 12:42 am
This has been used... in similar fashion. But what I liked was the closing line. You took predictability, and stacked unny onto it. Well played.


TAGS: excess control food military gun
Rating: 4.82/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:12 pm
Nine yards long of ammo-belts, MP? (looks at the mount of shells) yeah, probably pretty close to that.
MPsniper - January 27, 2012, 5:07 am
the whole nine yards

Bacon Flavored -

TAGS: men pregnant birth control gumball
Rating: 3.73/5

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OSA - July 1, 2014, 4:56 am
Zeitguy - July 1, 2014, 1:26 am
I would like it as an extra topping on a Papa Johns stuffed crust pizza.
MissPriss - July 1, 2014, 1:14 am
OMG! Not sure what's more 5L scarier...bacon flavoured bubblegum or the thought of me trying to use a condom!


TAGS: gun rights control
Rating: 3.39/5

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fascistfrenchman - June 12, 2010, 5:01 am
Welcome to Texas, where you get a free pistol with every bottle of Jack.
Mark - April 1, 2009, 2:46 pm
In to what? Girls? You bet I am.
weker - April 1, 2009, 2:22 pm
fuck no she's a tramp btw if your into that stuff then I hope your aids hurts
Mark - April 1, 2009, 2:20 pm
And this is what weker would see if he ever went to Oklahoma and asked a real live girl to dance.

UNPREPARED - This guy is not.

TAGS: gun control 2nd ammendment barak obama socialist socialism democrat
Rating: 2.79/5

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reason - September 23, 2009, 5:21 pm
dude this is a WWII museum. almost all these guns are from that era. mostly american a few german mp44s i think.
Mark - May 18, 2009, 6:31 pm
Freddie - Originally this picture appeared right after Charleton Heston's death and was purported to be his collection. That was later proven to be a hoax.
Fatty - May 18, 2009, 4:49 pm
Do you mean your BOOM closet?
LogicDude - May 18, 2009, 10:57 am
Leave town for one week and pics of my Bunker get published...luckily this is just the broom closet.
FearlessFreddie - May 16, 2009, 4:31 pm
That photo was taken in Charlton Heston's basement.
Mark - May 15, 2009, 6:22 pm
My guess is that with this big of an investment, this guy has cases of ammo for each and every piece in his collection. He's my hero.
Jmac0585 - May 15, 2009, 6:16 pm
What do you think is in all the drawers? Handguns?! Wait a sec... Hmmmmmm...
Mark - May 15, 2009, 5:48 pm
Yes Jmac...this is the one I was thinking of too. The preparedness of this individual also hinges on another factor. Ammo. You got my 5.

911 WHAT'S YOUR EMERGENCY? - Caller: My husband can't find the remote control to the TV and he just... Operator: Calm down, what brand was it?

COPY & PASTE - Ctrl+Alt Twins


TAGS: life time human nature control mind power clint eastwood 1930
Rating: 3.52/5

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StephanieTash - October 14, 2010, 7:04 am
ha ha!! research paper help
Reason - October 22, 2009, 4:33 pm
clint eastwood. This is the face of death

20/20 HINDSIGHT - Rerun still regrets the night he demonstrated the Chicken Dance at the bar mitzvah

TAGS: out of control
Rating: 4.36/5

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TAGS: life time politic corporation control mind power future new slave
Rating: 3.58/5

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Treehodger - February 4, 2010, 4:11 pm
Should I ever make the mistake of getting married, I am wearing that on the day. 5 lynched lions.



TAGS: rpg nerds the most dangerous game female interaction wow warcraft ultimate birth control
Rating: 4.3/5

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Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 6:24 am
Don't be ashamed. lol You, my friend, are part of the topic demographic; count yourself among the nerdy...but not quite THAT nerdy. It's not bad to understand these things. Just don't fear women, or hide from the sunlight.
Hasbunmb - April 8, 2010, 10:01 am
LOL, I hate that I understood that....

PONG - It's hard to believe this is what started it all, and that they called it a VIDEO game. Now you could use it to punish your kids.

TAGS: back in my day the controllers were made out of wood and we used them to hit this ball and if you missed you had to go find the ball blah blah blah
Rating: 4.28/5

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Treehodger - January 5, 2010, 3:26 am
Too bad this was not the first videogame. My friend is in College to become a Game Designer and he says that apparently the first game was invented by two Military guys who were bored. It had a small "Tank" that shot at blocks, much like Space Invaders.
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:40 pm
A little BC skunks can make anything fun! 5 Lions Space!
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 10:56 pm
Oh yea! old games rock!
Bartimaeus - December 12, 2009, 6:14 pm
Those classic games can bring hours of injoyment. Aren't they grand?
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2009, 5:59 pm
OMFG!Skarrde I am so lyke that two!! Pong rocks! I injoy space invaders two. How bout you?
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 3:34 am
not me! I would injoy it to much!

manipulation -

TAGS: north korea manipulation control
Rating: 4.69/5

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maoworks2 - June 9, 2014, 1:49 pm
Good Old Fearless Leader, You Got It Right George With This Clown .
chickenlittle - June 8, 2014, 3:22 pm
Thanks RL!
Reality Lord - June 8, 2014, 11:24 am

love it

ARMED SOCCER MOM - They will not play possum They will not compromise the safety of their child

TAGS: gun control girl right
Rating: 3.33/5
[email protected] - November 18, 2009, 11:30 am
Again no name, they'd legalise weed if it weren't 4 the hippies advocating it. She'll probably end-up shooting another soccer-mom over a parking space at the amll.
DreMagnum - November 16, 2009, 10:48 pm
this poster is retarded (is that a better end?)
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 10:42 pm
I was worried about that being the last comment... thanks!
Produceman117 - November 16, 2009, 10:37 pm
So here I am looking at the latest comments, and without looking down to see Sean's previous comment, I see Aggy saying "I like it... I like it a lot!" Then I clicked on the poster. Then I was confused. Then I read Sean's. Then I LOLd.
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 10:33 pm
I like it.... I like it a lot!
Sean - November 16, 2009, 10:31 pm
Hey, let's have a website where you can vote on the goddam advertisements. Humor is too hard to do anyways.
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 10:17 pm
More importantly, why is it above 2L?
Sean - November 16, 2009, 10:16 pm
How the hell is this a demotivational poster? I'm not anti-gun, but why is this on this site?
Derek - November 16, 2009, 9:21 pm
Nothing to do with this then: http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/55164

GUN CONTROL - This is the only gun you'll need, once my domestic police force eliminates all crime (and opposition to my eventual world domination).

TAGS: gun control 2nd ammendment barak obama socialist socialism democrat
Rating: 3.25/5

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Sean - September 26, 2009, 10:14 pm
Yeah gun control. THAT'S what he's talking about there, GUN CONTROL. I mean why would he be talking about me. That just makes no sense. *looks around nervously*

AMERICAN GUN CONTROL - The Ability To Hit The Target Multiple Times Whether It Is Human Or Not

TAGS: control gun rights death shooting
Rating: 4.65/5

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steve1961 - December 16, 2012, 12:05 am
LOL Trust me, there are some things better to not know...
Pj3r - December 15, 2012, 10:35 am
Wouldn't a Twinkie firing gun be useless in a couple of weeks? I'd go for Skittles, or M&M's. Maybe a Mars bar. Also, who is Pengen?
steve1961 - December 15, 2012, 2:19 am
Don't feel bad...I ridicule people even without typos. Have you met Pengen? btw Well done on the explanation...but I would have said it fired Twinkies ;)
Pj3r - December 14, 2012, 4:52 pm
It's a plain Desert Eagle with a surprise candle to make it more special in a way that only a fine gun can. Also, it's a typo, for which you tried to ridicule me by pointing it out to me in sincere honesty.
steve1961 - December 14, 2012, 12:00 pm
Wth is a "Dessert" Eagle?
Pj3r - December 11, 2012, 3:41 am
For those "YAAY AMERICA WOOOOOO!!" fellers, this would have been so much better with a Government model 1911 instead of an IMI Dessert Eagle...


BIRTH CONTROL - If this woman had used it, she'd have a smile on her face and a man in this picture.

TAGS: birth control use it please
Rating: 4.59/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 14, 2011, 5:24 pm
Or in this case...WHAT they're sleeping with...LOL
MindLessIdiot - April 14, 2011, 5:23 pm
People should be careful who there sleeping with.
KaBoom - April 13, 2011, 7:40 pm
rotflmao. hilarious!
Arvantillian - April 11, 2011, 8:28 am
looks like an 80's pic..notice the death-grip the mom has on anti-social girl? good caption, 4L

PENGUINS - They can steal your soul and take you under their control. Watch out for them... especially the small ones.

TAGS: penguins control cute
Rating: 4.36/5

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Finchy123 - August 25, 2012, 11:29 pm
Wow this actually got 5LS? Well, OH NO I'M WATCHING A PENGUIN DOCUMENTARY!!


TAGS: life time religion control mind power
Rating: 3.44/5

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Sean - December 16, 2009, 12:05 am
P.s.: 1L.
Sean - December 16, 2009, 12:05 am
I knew it! It's those bastards from Mumenchance, eh? Bet they're not even deaf. That's it, I'm painting all my walls a glossy white and gluing all the light switches in the "on" position. Nobodies controlling MY mind. Nobody.


TAGS: remote control battle
Rating: 4.71/5

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mariand - August 16, 2011, 6:14 am
hahaha... funny

GIVE PEACE A CHANCE - And don't forget to bring plenty of ammo! (to convince the naysayers)


TAGS: censorship control
Rating: 5/5

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otakugiant - February 20, 2012, 10:02 pm
is it just me or does that russian look like V?


TAGS: circus maximus population control television
Rating: 4.88/5

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spacedog - March 13, 2013, 6:14 pm
That's more of am illegal drug than the over the counter stuff.
CloudchaserS - March 13, 2013, 1:48 am
That and that thing that allows people all around the world to pass around photos and videos of cats

Mr Yuk -

TAGS: medicinal call poison control overdose
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2014, 11:06 am
And a very big bag of Chex Party Mix! .... So I've heard.
ughomer - May 2, 2014, 10:27 am
A huge 5-Lions on this, Ism!
Cannabal - April 30, 2014, 9:44 pm
I need 10 slices of pepperoni, 5stat! Or 30 minutes, whatever works, man.

CTRL - You`ve lost it.

TAGS: ctrl control computer
Rating: 4.31/5

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steve1961 - May 22, 2012, 12:42 pm
steve1961 - May 22, 2012, 2:32 am
LOL Depends on the force involved. After all, don't they say a tornado can put a straw into a tree? LOL
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 22, 2012, 12:38 am
I didn't think a cheap plastic keyboard could go through a computer screen like that, LOL

RESPONSE TIME - When seconds count, the police are only minutes away...

TAGS: guns gun control
Rating: 3.77/5

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Whitneymr - March 30, 2012, 4:23 pm
Here in Colorado it'd no problem, the cops will just pat you on the back and say "nice job".
Zed - December 3, 2009, 6:19 pm
Nah, cold club soda works wonders for that.
Mongo - December 3, 2009, 6:18 pm
Getting the blood stains out of the furniture might be tough.
Zed - December 3, 2009, 6:14 pm
Good picture, GREAT caption, 5 lions.
GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 12:16 pm
If she felt threatened enough to pull the weapon, the only response time she needs is the amount of time it takes to get the corpse out of her living room.
Sean - December 3, 2009, 12:08 pm
It's not just the point of the text that is good and sensible, it's nicely worded. And the pic is high quality.
stenusmc - December 3, 2009, 12:02 pm
Thanks Sean! Some people just don't realize the problem with that logic.
Sean - December 3, 2009, 11:59 am
This is clever and nicely done. Anyone who sites the police as "all the protection you need" needs to be protected from themselves first and foremost.


AN ARMED SOCIETY... - ...is a polite society.

TAGS: guns gun control
Rating: 3.41/5

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stenusmc - August 29, 2010, 9:56 am
He is my favorite author too...read two comments down...I simply rushed myself.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 28, 2010, 5:43 pm
If you're gonna quote Heinlein....at least give him credit....1L (don't steal lines from my favorite author)
Zook - August 28, 2010, 5:18 pm
I like it 5 armed Lions
stenusmc - December 5, 2009, 9:12 am
Okami - I *meant* to credit R. A. Heinlein for the quote...got in too much of a rush...
stenusmc - December 5, 2009, 9:11 am
Derek - nice try. For EU, Finland #1, followed by Germany, then France, then Sweden. See 2008 FBI report for murder rate - NV is *way* down the list, so you're not even close.
stenusmc - December 5, 2009, 9:09 am
Moooo...sorry, working this weekend; real quick, for the state, there are approximately 764 crimes per 100,000 of pop. We are actually about 43rd down on the list for violence.
okami - December 3, 2009, 6:39 pm
a good quote. . .from Robert A Heinlein. . .unless he took it from someone earlier. great job.
Derek - December 3, 2009, 5:52 pm
Yes, rude like the French (2nd highest gun ownership in Europe). Nevada's murder rate is 7.4 - 4th highest in the USA (see wikipedia).
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 5:13 pm
oops I already asked that.....one more reason not to drink in the afternoon boys and girls.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 5:11 pm
What's Vegas's crime rate?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 5:10 pm
Yes yes. Nevada has a low crime rate......what's Vegas's crime rate? Crime rates are calculated per capita......Vegas is surrounded by desert.
stenusmc - December 3, 2009, 5:04 pm
Interesting fact about that picture - was taken in a High School, in California no less, in the early '40s. School's team captains for the ladies shooting team.
stenusmc - December 3, 2009, 5:02 pm
Oh, you mean rude, like the French? Or are you talking about the subjects (insert peasants depending on what country we're talking about...) Nevada allows concealed and open carry - guess what our crime rate is?
Derek - December 3, 2009, 4:50 pm
Never been to the USA Stenusmc? The polite societies of the world are typically old, poor and (relatively) unarmed.
Sean - December 3, 2009, 11:52 am
Either that or you're in Canada, eh?


BIRTH CONTROL - When all else fails, Try the .50 caliber option.

GUN CONTROL: - The theory that a woman found dead in an alley is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining how her attacker got those fatal wounds

TAGS: guns gun control
Rating: 3.73/5

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fhusmc - June 12, 2011, 12:49 am
Leg-o-rama! 5Ls for a sexy woman who knows how to use a weapon!
Hremsfeld - December 5, 2009, 6:09 am
Because no one ever gets startled while they're being raped.
stenusmc - December 3, 2009, 2:42 pm
Me_: I've seen both men and women do that...it's a training issue.
GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 1:37 pm
but that's just Me_
Me_ - December 3, 2009, 1:30 pm
I would never give a gun to someone whose first instinct when startled is to freak out and scream.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:13 pm
It is a very cool picture, and makes me think she's one bloodless hotty. So pale and cold.
GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 12:07 pm
and it is an excellent picture. I'm not sure if it depics defense or perform well or die
stenusmc - December 3, 2009, 12:05 pm
And besides, shouldn't matter how she is attired. Naked virgin holding a bag of gold on the road and all that...
stenusmc - December 3, 2009, 12:04 pm
Do you know how hard it is to find a picture of a woman holding a handgun (correctly)?!?! Was the best I could find on short notice...
Sean - December 3, 2009, 11:56 am
Given her state of attire(-lessness), I'd say the dead guy was lured into that alley.

CHEMTRAIL DELIVERY SYSTEM - Governments worldwide secretly use them to control the minds of their citizens.

TAGS: government mind control citizens
Rating: 3.18/5

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omnicaulk - December 7, 2009, 5:15 am
Dout? really?
HAHA - April 24, 2009, 11:20 am
Wouldnt dout it. You gotta be a liberal.

CONTRACEPTION - They Do It With The Face

TAGS: birth control motifake calender 6 april 2010
Rating: 2.9/5

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rerun - April 5, 2010, 9:35 pm

the one in the middle looks like she just got corn-holed, hard.

MIND CONTROL - With great power comes great responsibility. Now get me a beer!

TAGS: humor super power mind control beer space
Rating: 2.82/5

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RONSART - August 13, 2008, 6:17 pm

LIBERALS - How they see regular Americans.

TAGS: liberal colbert gun control
Rating: 2.79/5

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You're a Moron - June 6, 2009, 3:44 pm
He was saying how the average american felt the day after 9-11. Remember duct tape and plastic wrap?
Me - June 5, 2009, 12:31 am
The dreaded terror level...Fuchsia...


A COMPLETE MORON - you aren't till you can't decide which button to press

Proof Big Brother Exists -




CATCH 22 -

TAGS: birth control little devils no regrets no rest
Rating: 4.52/5

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Faceplant31 - April 6, 2010, 10:32 pm
5L space. Words of experience right there
rerun - April 6, 2010, 9:04 pm

110% true.

RIOT CONTROL - It's like yelling "Recess!" in the middle of a police station.

TAGS: riot control recess beating police
Rating: 4.33/5

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MercAlert - July 3, 2012, 9:11 pm
Riot control is the police equivalent of "recess". I'll admit, it was a bad 2nd Motifake. I should have worded it differently.
robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:14 am
what does recess have to do with police?


TAGS: cods control buttons motifake motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.18/5

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spacedog - February 12, 2018, 12:27 pm
Heh. Don't know the original context,
BoneCD - January 20, 2010, 10:23 am
Damn Ron, you beat me on this one. Excellent...5 button pushing Poodles!
Fatt Matt - January 20, 2010, 10:16 am
HAHAHA, we must all be sinners... +5
GreyScorpion - January 19, 2010, 6:59 pm
I knew it!! 5L


TAGS: control definition short ugly convict
Rating: 3.64/5

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Marvin Wankerstein - February 12, 2010, 11:12 am
He's in jail because he killed the jackass that gave him that haircut.


TAGS: school violence god education control
Rating: 3.62/5

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Oiler - January 4, 2013, 12:16 pm
Greybeard...your point comes across just fine. My question is, if God is omnipotent, can he really be removed from schools? IMHO, God SHOULD have been there for those kids whether a simple human told him he could be there or not.
Greybeard - December 16, 2012, 8:28 am
Hindsight unfortunately is always 20/20. I wish, I had used the words "gun control" in the text of the poster but I used the acronym KISS (Keep It Simple Stupid) and that ultimately clouded up the point I was trying to get across.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2012, 8:10 am
On the contrary, I think your point was well made and I don't think anyone is offended. It's really easy to get self conscious and read too much into the comments. Don't worry, you done good.
Greybeard - December 16, 2012, 3:38 am
I knew it was risky posting this & I sincerely apologize to anyone I offended. My intent was to support more stringent gun control laws. Apparently I failed to do that. My thoughts & remorse for this tragedy lie with families who lost their loved ones.
ipaprime - December 16, 2012, 1:24 am
even without religon schools can and should teach moral responability
Greybeard - December 15, 2012, 9:18 pm
kind of exposure fosters a understanding/respect for other peoples religions, culture ect. It would be wrong to force children to participate in these events without parental consent because as Rudedog pointed out, that is a parents responsibility.
Greybeard - December 15, 2012, 9:12 pm
have done little or nothing to control guns regardless of legal or illegal. It's a complicated issue at best. I don't advocate any single religion in schools but I do support people being "able" to practice their religion in public. I do believe that
Greybeard - December 15, 2012, 9:06 pm
I believe in separation of church and state also and Im not religious or politically orientated. I used the poster to get people thinking about gun control and violence in America related to guns. 181 school shootings since Columbine and the politicians
Rudedog - December 15, 2012, 7:01 pm
I love a post that ignites emotional reaction. Well done. But schools are for education. Parents need to bring up the other end.
robbidos - December 15, 2012, 2:31 pm
This post illustrates the ignorance of "Americans"
falloutghoul - December 15, 2012, 10:05 am
That's why I believe in Separation of Church and State.

HOPLOPHOBIA (N.) - an irrational fear of weapons

TAGS: guns gun control
Rating: 3.05/5

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Sean - December 3, 2009, 12:12 pm
*or (not "op")
Sean - December 3, 2009, 12:11 pm
But also obsession with phyllic imagery denotes some unresolved potty training issues, op a certain type of envy. But if Freud said anything specific about slingshots, I don't want to know.
Sean - December 3, 2009, 12:09 pm
I'm afraid of slingshots ... but that's largely due to a certain joke I heard as a kid.
stenusmc - December 3, 2009, 11:57 am
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Sigmund Freud
Sean - December 3, 2009, 11:54 am
Paging Dr. Freud.


TAGS: life time human nature evil anonymous control mind power
Rating: 2.91/5

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me - September 17, 2009, 1:45 pm
So you are saying whites are being controlled by racist blacks and mexicans? Makes sense.


TAGS: doctor seuss bladder control willpower
Rating: 4.93/5

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spacedog - February 8, 2013, 5:43 pm
Thanks Sho. I've got Dr.Seuss stuck in my brain (again). Would you, could you in a car? Urinate into a jar?
Sho - February 8, 2013, 1:59 pm
5 for sure!


TAGS: game controller
Rating: 4.64/5

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twill1962 - July 7, 2012, 7:24 pm
Stupid, maybe. But I still want one.



FENCE-LESS GATE! - The ultimate in home security and crime prevention. Guaranteed to keep even the most stalwart home invaders out! (Works on exes and spouses too!)

BRAIN CANCER - What happens when you think banning assault weapons will bring down crime.

TAGS: guns ted kennedy control brain cancer
Rating: 2.39/5

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amadeo122 - May 9, 2011, 6:35 am
wow, I guess this is what they call "christian family values" the good thing is that if there really is a god, all these pieces of worthless shit are going to burn together in the depths of the last ring in hell. Go read the bible for once you ignorants.
LogicDude - June 24, 2009, 8:43 am
Maybe the posters below are all related to Mary Jo Kopechne? Would that still make THEM the scumbag? I think not...
Derek Gunn - June 24, 2009, 4:47 am
Wow, you guys are a pack of scumbags.
Mark - January 24, 2009, 3:56 pm
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
Anonymous - November 3, 2008, 6:03 pm
Brain cancer, because liver failure or drowning would be too appropriate for this murderer.
Dave - October 12, 2008, 9:47 pm
Morgan - June 4, 2008, 7:47 pm
Fuck the Kennedys



TAGS: rerun s got this under control
Rating: 4.94/5

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rerun - September 23, 2011, 7:50 pm

Great, I am killing Nazis
motinet - September 23, 2011, 4:30 pm

Verdeckt - September 23, 2011, 12:20 am
Can't tell if dressed to the nines or neins to the dress


TAGS: aliens mind control
Rating: 4.93/5

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Bolverk37782 - August 4, 2011, 6:56 pm
Or Alcoa, they have both F**KED over the UK govenment a couple of thimes a piece.
tellitlikeitis - August 3, 2011, 9:11 pm
And the royalities go to Alcan...

The Drive By -

TAGS: break in theft stolen remote control drive by crazy
Rating: 4.93/5

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MissPriss - May 14, 2014, 11:48 pm
Thank you Mr. Gary. Now don't get any ideas!
MissPriss - May 14, 2014, 11:47 pm
Thanks Jesus. Sometimes it really shocks me that you have a sense of humour...but then it passes. Tee hee!
GaryO - May 14, 2014, 10:51 pm
Bam! 5
JesusWept - May 14, 2014, 6:36 pm
HAHA! Very nice! L L L L L

Fooled You This Time -

TAGS: remote control common objects female
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 12:44 am
EH? Mr.Gary
MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 12:43 am
hard to get below the belt when you guys are stretched out on the sofa with your hand down the front of your pants.
MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 12:38 am
Which "female" are you talking about Greeny?
GaryO - January 9, 2014, 8:45 pm
Heh, Greeny
Greeny - January 9, 2014, 8:25 pm
You forgot how low it sinks in the couch
rerun - January 9, 2014, 7:41 pm

Damn, hitting below the belt there (hopefully not literally)


relax... don't do it -

TAGS: relaxation anger control
Rating: 4.75/5

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mariand - May 23, 2013, 11:53 am
OK...thanks :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 23, 2013, 1:46 am
Bra-f***ing-vo! (applause)


TAGS: nasa mission control nerds
Rating: 4.65/5

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champ99 - August 8, 2011, 11:18 am
Thanks guys!!
spacedog - August 3, 2011, 10:39 pm
tellitlikeitis - August 3, 2011, 8:43 pm
This should be a 5'er.


TAGS: gun control
Rating: 4.56/5

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CloudchaserS - December 28, 2012, 1:08 am
If she's enough of a grownup to fire a 3,000 rps minigun, she's enough of a grownup to put the toilet seat down herself. You don't see us men demanding that wimmen leave the seat up!


TAGS: birth control day your girlfiend is a chicken choking her won t solve your problem
Rating: 4.35/5

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rerun - April 6, 2010, 10:22 pm

no TOC reference anywhere in this....nice
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 6:50 pm
LMAO! 5Ls.
pieman - April 6, 2010, 3:55 pm
Hey you stole both my girlfriends! Nice.

GAS MASKS - In Russia, a mandatory gear for traffic control.

TAGS: gas mask russia traffic control
Rating: 3.47/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:43 am
I remember seeing this when I left Moscow for Smolensk. This was during the fires.
almarpa - August 20, 2010, 11:32 am
Actualy I pushed my brain to create something with that line but nothing enough funny popped up.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:28 am
I would want a gas mask to if the smog and air pollution was as bad as it is there too.

A GOOD THING - You can't beat an armed woman. (That can be taken two ways...both good!)

TAGS: guns gun control
Rating: 2.74/5

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stenusmc - December 31, 2010, 6:45 am
Back under the bridge, fishyduck.
MrFishyduck - December 30, 2010, 3:27 pm
Women cant even vote what are they doing with guns.
stenusmc - December 3, 2009, 4:42 pm
Me_: I doubt that...except the Iran part...I've trained with women I would trust at my back or side under any circumstances along with men I wouldn't.
Me_ - December 3, 2009, 4:19 pm
A woman with a gun is like Iran with nukes. Bad idea without supervision.
LogicDude - December 3, 2009, 1:37 pm
That font - it...looks...like...BACON!
stenusmc - December 3, 2009, 12:07 pm
?? Why does it suck. If you're into chicks with guns - good. If you intend to beat her, then she is armed - good.
Sean - December 3, 2009, 12:00 pm
This sucks on multiple levels. Hope this is the kind of stuff that gets banished to politife.whatever.

ARMED RESPONSIBLE TEENAGER - Just like sexual education, not knowing about something doesn't make them any safer... So please, teach them how to shoot!

TAGS: gun control teenagers girl
Rating: 2.15/5
Reason - November 19, 2009, 7:14 pm
marksmanship with a stockless AK-74 is going to be pretty damn hard no matter how much you practice.
spacedog - November 17, 2009, 7:26 pm
Haar did a great poster about marksmanship and using semi-automatic weapons. This just appears to be an advertisement.
Sean - November 17, 2009, 6:36 pm
FATHERS Your daughter's a target, if you know what I mean *wink wink*, and if you're not going to teach her about the pill or condoms, she's really gonna need to know how to handle one of these babies.
Sean - November 17, 2009, 6:31 pm
I mean c'mon ... you couldn't come up with an "absitinance only education" joke using this pic?
Sean - November 17, 2009, 6:31 pm
Spay and/or neuter your pets! There, let's all pepper the site with advocacy ads. I'm not anti-gun, just anti-this.
Derek - November 17, 2009, 6:21 pm
So they can be like Lee Harvey Oswald. Quite a marksman.

ARMED SOCCER MOM - They give a whole new meaning to "team work" and taking out the trash!

TAGS: gun control girl soccer mom
Rating: 2/5
[email protected] - November 18, 2009, 11:07 am
I noticed how the guy doesn't post his name on these lame ass adds. i don't have a problem with guns i love them! but when i go jogging i worry more about getting taken out by one of these trigger happy zealots than any crack-head.
Derek - November 17, 2009, 6:26 pm
Unfortunately, the "trash" is most likely your nearest and dearest.

BIRTH CONTROL - Because If You're Not Careful That One Night Stand Could Turn Out Like This

GUNS? I HAVE NO GUNS. - Pay no attention to that large mound of dirt in the backyard.


TAGS: ignorance population control aids death
Rating: 4.56/5

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Hawamleh - November 24, 2010, 9:43 am
Hats Off..


TAGS: possess control bond
Rating: 4.25/5

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Sho - May 12, 2012, 9:24 am
I recently started with these. I like these types of stories
Kyronic - May 12, 2012, 5:51 am
Do you just post a bunch of creepy and terrifying stuff all the time? I've read a few other ones and those things are traumatizing, yet well written.

MAY 9, 1960 -


TAGS: pull out yea right birth control day
Rating: 4.11/5

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MO - April 7, 2010, 8:09 am
So much win it's a sin!! One of my fav far sides!!
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 6:53 pm
HA! 5(I'm done).
CANADA - April 6, 2010, 12:48 pm
Faceplant31 - April 6, 2010, 12:06 pm
What you talking bout willis? I don't have two kids already. Sheesh!
GreyScorpion - April 6, 2010, 12:04 pm
See noobs,the best posters come from expirence, right Face? 5L



TAGS: getting old losing bladder control
Rating: 3.71/5

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carebear - March 28, 2012, 12:51 pm
(carebear BANNED)
tellitlikeitis - March 27, 2012, 6:38 pm
OMG... I should of really looked at this poster before I submitted it. Honestly, it's a spelling error, and well as for the 2nd title... that was an error too. Oh, it was meant too be funny.
carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:35 pm
(carebear BANNED)


CTRL + V -


TAGS: life time woman confidence preparation control relationship sexy ankle leg heel couch kline quote
Rating: 3.39/5

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me4891 - September 1, 2009, 4:09 pm
All the fun ones wear them
Derek - August 11, 2009, 7:52 pm
Parole anklet?

BIRTH CONTROL - ogres should use it too


TAGS: life time politic corporation control mind power
Rating: 2.53/5

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agdaniele - April 20, 2009, 12:27 am
Thanks for spelling it out... I was having difficulty reading the picture.

GUN CONTROL - The pope has one so why shouldn't I?

TAGS: control pope celecrity gun
Rating: 1.96/5

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xxx - January 3, 2009, 10:22 am
or little boys... *cough*
Sean - December 26, 2008, 8:12 pm
Would probably work on vampires.
Raggdoll - December 26, 2008, 6:25 pm
This gun would be fucken great!
Tube Steak - September 27, 2008, 6:39 pm

GUN CONTROL? - This is why guns kill people.

TAGS: gun control
Rating: 1.55/5
angryceltic - December 8, 2009, 6:41 pm
even if it was the gun still couldnt kill any1 only she can kill someone
ass wipe - July 26, 2009, 2:14 am
the gun isnt loaded, it cant kill any1

Gun Control Policy -

Birth Control Reminder -

Remote -

TAGS: remote control tv channels
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - September 19, 2013, 11:33 am
The original "clicker" by Zenith had 4 buttons. The most basic late 90's version by Zenith had 26 buttons. And then there's today's remotes. Why can't they keep it simple?
JesusWept - September 19, 2013, 1:59 am
My neighbor's ex accidently(?) took the remote with her when she moved out. He had to drive almost 2 hours to get it. I wouldn't be surprised if she did it on purpose. Hell has no fury.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2013, 10:50 pm
I don't have any remotes, but I've answered late night calls on my wireless mouse a few times.
chickenlittle - September 18, 2013, 10:39 pm
Funny and true! Ours is way smaller than that.. am I the only one who's ever left their house with the remote in their hand thinking it was their cell phone?
MashiMashi - September 18, 2013, 12:31 pm
slid inbetween the sofa cushions where the buttons are pushed draining the battery
MissPriss - September 18, 2013, 10:23 am
5L's of gratitude...where'd ya find it? Now hand it over!

scizophrenia -

TAGS: soul body control
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - July 22, 2014, 10:13 pm
My eldest son is catatonic schizophrenic. Quite the trip to observe. Indeed.
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:32 pm
With only 3 functioning brains cells left...mine are pretty quiet these days.



TAGS: male birth control poster oipinion
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - January 12, 2014, 7:05 pm

Oh, I can I just HEAR the excuses when the plus sign pops up. HER: "I thought you were on the pill!" HIM: "I was, except for that night the Bronco game was on. I...uh...sort'a forgot....Uh...(scrounging in fridge),we got any of that bean dip left?"
rerun - January 12, 2014, 5:43 pm

sigh.....this is how babies happen.


Zombified -

TAGS: television mind controlled kids brains jellied
Rating: 4.92/5

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spacedog - June 3, 2013, 6:15 pm
Thanks for the comments and votes.everyone.
MissPriss - June 3, 2013, 12:24 am
5L for reminding those that need to know...summer break is quickly coming. Oh the horror!!!!
Greeny - June 2, 2013, 10:50 pm
5 texts while standing at the open refrigerator!
Reality Lord - June 2, 2013, 8:17 pm

OMG...i have two of them living with me...........aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
GaryO - June 2, 2013, 7:47 pm
Hah! Yup, reminds me of a story.....

Dead Poet's Society -


TAGS: anger management emotional control
Rating: 4.83/5

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lgvernon - August 7, 2013, 11:08 am

Thank you! I think it's incredible!~~
falloutghoul - August 7, 2013, 8:38 am
I'm just loving that pic.

all that training down the drain -